“The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?”
Jake: Mama always liked Francis best. Who had to take care of Sloth? I did. Who had to lead the way when we were chasing those kids in those tunnels? I did. When we got snagged on our last heist, Mama made ME hold off the cops while she and Francis got away… then they took three months to break me out. Like I said, Mama always liked Francis best.
Mama (Smacking Jake): That’s right! Kids suck, and mine ain’t any different. They’re noisy, messy, and whiney; I shoulda tossed mine in a sack and thrown ’em in a river. Maybe not Francis, but… Like those kids looking for the pirate treasure; snotty little brats. They should never have gotten that far. If you were any use you woulda gotten them before they reached the damn ship…
Francis: Yeah, Ma, but then we wouldn’ta reached it either. There was lotsa gold and stones there, lots!
Mama: So what? We didn’t get to keep it, did we? You idiots couldn’t even handle your brother; he had you strung up in no time…
Jake: That wasn’t my fault Mama, Francis…
Francis: Me? Ma! Jake’s blaming me, and…
Mama (Smacking them both): Shut up, both of you! Maybe I shoulda put Francis in a sack, too. Yeah, kids suck.
Natterings of a cat lady 
Much to my shame – I only finally watched Goonies last year! *things I missed in my childhood* Lol
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Lol The Frattelis! Your theme is taking me back. Thoroughly enjoying this. 🙂
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Thanks! That’s actually the idea- if you’ve seen it it’ll bring you back, if you haven’t you could check it out!
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I love that movie! It must be one of my all-time favourites.
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Thanks Heidi, a fave of mine too! I checked out your page but couldn’t find the like button!
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